Hello once again. It is that time of year again where it is legal, sanctioned and encouraged to scare the poo-poo out of four-year-olds in fairy costumes. We truly live in paradise. First I will have a black light on my front porch and this scary pumpkin guy as well. The entryway into my house will be as dark as possible with the use of the shower curtain rod and my dark red bedroom curtains. I will be wearing all black; black leather trench, black leather gloves, black pants-socks-shoes and a black Russian military hat. Even parts of my face will be black. Only my eyes will glow bright white in the black light. I want to get one of those plastic pumpkins to dish out the candy. My hope is that it will fluoresce a bright orange.
If you hadn’t noticed, I (Jake) am writing the blog today. Steph is… Well, Steph is pregnant, nuff said. May your children’s hunter gatherer instincts reward parents with heaps and mounds of candy that you need to “inspect” for razorblades.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Halloween Season's Greetings
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My kids know which candies I like so they hide them from me.
Why stop with 4 year olds? You can effectively scare the poo poo out of everyone with the right surprise, pop-out-of-the-dark object. Get a buddy to hide in the bushes or drop a spider on their head...
Why don't I just do it myself? Well, I don't have the energy to scare people. Or even to dress in all black for that matter. I'm more of the idea person...
Happy All Hallow's Eve!!!
ah yes razorblades, I remember the days.
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