Any information leading to the positive identification of the person (it appears to be the hand of a man) who gave my child some ice cream sandwich on June 30, 2008. I know there were plenty of witnesses at this particular pool party in Utah, and I'm pretty sure the photographer was my mother, though she will give no clues as to the perpetrator who is trying to introduce my child to the delight which is sugar.
"Grandma, please don't take a picture, my mom is going to be mad! Oh, and I don't like chocolate on my face."
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This is his very first taste of sugar? Wow. You clearly don't have my father-in-law for a father-in-law.
now that the cat is out of the bag I might just have to include some other pics when I actually get around to sending you the pics I have...but really, I know nothing.
Sorry - I have to call BS here. Unless, of course that was really a veggie quiche Mason was eating in the videos you posted about his 1st birthday two months ago - HELLO!! :-)
Is there a reward being offered for information leading to the identification of hand in question committing such a heinous crime?
Well - I know whose hand it is!!! And it ain't mine.
I am not saying he has never had sugar, but I can count the number of times that I know of on about 3 fingers. If you noticed, he tried his cake twice and didn't care for it and never ate another bite. We can still eat treats in front of him and he doesn't want them because he doesn't know how super delicious they are, which is the train I am trying to ride for as long as possible.
And yes, there will be a reward offered. Aunt Trudy, do you have something to say?
You're such a good mommy Steph!
I do have something to say. First of all, we loved having Mason here along with his Grandma. He is a happy, adorable little boy. You guys are great parents. Second, have you considered that maybe this alleged sugar that was introduced to Mason by this famous hand may just really be a healthy combination of soy, tofu, and yogurt? And finally I'm sorry, but I will not spill my guts with any information leading to the identity of this mystery hand.
Hmmm...soy, tofu and yogurt? I had not considered that. I am highly skeptical that anyone in my family would eat such a combination. I will give you the benefit of the doubt though as your comments were very kind. I will have to further investigate all male hands in Burley later this month and go from there since you all are a very tight lipped bunch.
Hey, Steph, anything can be bought for the right price. Make the reward good enough and I can give you slightly more revealing pictures without even saying a word!! :-) But it would take a pretty penny...how bad do you want to know?? ;-)
Well I do have information leading to this horrific incident..but I am anonymous, so therefore you can never get it out of me!! Muahahahahahaha!! Consider my identity ransom for the reward that is at stake! Hahaha (I think the owner of that hand should also get a reward for bringing such happiness and joy to Mason!)
I really had no idea how tight the Wood mafia was! However, I am a trained investigator and will get to the bottom of this. I think I will start my questioning with Chelsea, she'll be easy to crack.
Well, first "Muahahahahahaha" is an chat/gaming/message-board thing these days. I am guessing the anonymous was young say less than 15-30 years old. However it used to be used in the old black and white films where a woman was about to get run over by a train. So, I guess we should include 100-300 years of age as well.
That leaves a wide range of suspects! But we could stick to the 100-300 year old bracket, maybe shorten it to 80-300 and that would leave well...Grandma Wood!
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